1 Environmental Science

2 Government

3 English

4 Journalism

5 Art

6 Stat

that's my schedule as of now, but it will most likely change soon.  It seems like most people have journalism fifth period, and seeing as I don't participate in journalism because I like journalism, that might pose a problem.  So, that might mean getting rid of art, and moving stat to fourth period.  Then I could leave at lunch!  Yeah, that would be awesome...

I am completely anti-rap.  I was watching the VMAs last night, and when I saw 50 Cent and the rest of his "posse" waltz out on stage grabbing their crotches and "performing," it really hit me.  These people a) have absolutely no talent, b) look like a bunch of dumb shits and c)...there doesn't even need to be a c) because the first two really lay it out perfectly.  I mean, let's see all this things rappers DON'T do:

1. Play instruments.  Whatever happened to the guitar, bass, and ... citar?  Now, rap music is set to the background noises of gunshots and women moaning in pleasure.
2. Sing.  No singing is necessary to be a multi-millionaire musician anymore.  No voice lessons, no high notes, nothing.  Just a bunch of mumbling shit about Candy Shops and hookers and crack cocaine.
3. Dance.  On the VMAs last night, 50 Cent's performance looked like a psychopath spanking an imaginary prostitute (?).  What does that even mean?  I mean, between the 34 crotch-grabs, and COUNTLESS downward spanks he administers to the rest of his "G-unit", I wasn't sure if the VMA tape got stuck and was repeating the same crap over and over.

Those are the three big this lacking.  I just hate it.  There is no desire to create something good to listen to.  Even that Eminem song about George W Bush was like, 6 months too late to even make sense.  (did anyone else catch that, because I thought it was hilarious that he made that video, like, 2 months after the election was over...)  Oh, and another great little example of what our country now calls talent: You know P. Diddy?  You know, he's famous for having parties and wearing a pinky ring?  Well, I heard ON THE NEWS that he wanted to change his name again.  I was thinking, "Wow, great, he's going to finally go by Sean Combs, a respectable, cool name.  He's finally realizing that names like 50 Cent, The Game, and Eminem are just plain gay.  But NOOOOO, the news anchor explained that he now prefers to be adressed as DIDDY, and that the P was taking up too much space. 

Yeah, so that's it.

I thought...it was...A TURKEY, I SWEAR to God!  -Michael Showalter "stella" (funniest show on TV)